squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

(via i-was-so-in-love-with-you)

laugh-addict:

Yes! I’m gonna get fit like 

Then I see a brownie and I’m like

So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like

But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay

This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.

 

(Source: kailandbullshit, via i-was-so-in-love-with-you)